[Justice is cruel, and Minimus, when he is not pleased, is even crueler.]
That shows you and Riptide at the scene of the crime. I need you to follow me to the interrogation room immediately. [He shuts off the datapad and glares at Tailgate.] I will contact Whirl once you are in custody.
[Tailgate is so trustworthy. He's so believable that Magnus has to call Whirl while walking to the interrogation rooms to see if this claim holds any merit.]
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What do you have to say to this?
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[Tailgate says, his optics widening. He channels the power of his sweet and innocent appearance as hard as he can.]
What's that from? I was with Whirl all day.
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That shows you and Riptide at the scene of the crime. I need you to follow me to the interrogation room immediately. [He shuts off the datapad and glares at Tailgate.] I will contact Whirl once you are in custody.
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[With the expression of someone who is unsure of what's going on, Tailgate meekly follows Magnus out of his room.]
What was the crime? Is it okay for me to ask that?
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Exploding a large room and causing a fire, obviously!
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[He cries out in shock, streaks of robot tears start flaring from his optics.]
You think that I-?
I didn't do it, I swear!
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I hope you have a good explanation for the video then.
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I was with Whirl the entire day, I swear! So much weird stuff goes on on this ship that there has to be another explanation!
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What did you do after watching a movie?
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Have you ever tried to watch Whirl's movies? They're so confusing and boring that staying awake during them is basically a superpower.
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But he does reach the interrogation room and gestures for Tailgate to enter first.]
Let's start with the main question. Why do I see you in the security video still?
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Tailgate, unless you are implying that Whirl was with you at the scene of the crime...
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Look, weird things happen all the time!
Maybe it was a shape changer! Or an illusionist?
Either way, I was with Whirl in his room.
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Could you please offer a statement that will go on record?
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[Oh no.
Not a sad look!]
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Yes?
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[He shrinks away, his previous confidence suddenly gone.]
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[Even though it will break his heart.]
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But it was an accident, I swear! I didn't mean to blow anything up!
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An accident? Were you playing with chemicals?
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Uh.
Trying to make a game console.
It didn't go very well.
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A small machine did that?
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I may have poured some of the same magical stuff I made those cookies out of in there.
You remember.
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[wait]
That's right, you took away my ability to speak!
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