Tailgate, I offered Megatron my assistance in locating some missing datapads he had stored in our quarters. He seemed to be under the impression you may have some information about what happened to them. Do you know anything about where they may have wound up?
[Tailgate's original intention was to answer the call calmly and non-suspiciously. Unfortunately, what happens instead is he bursts out sobbing at the sound of his friend's voice.]
because despite massive amounts of mayhem you were not causing more of it and somehow you werent squashed by megatron
did u become a protoform in ur room
is that what happened
[ Whirl: not entirely stupid and not wanting to outright say he noticed that someone was missing from the ship registry when he stopped being full tilt crazy and he's pretty sure that's the reason for silence]
[ Optimus is posed carefully and waiting till he is certain the video is recording, a good 3 seconds in, and then finally speaks. ]
Is this Tailgate's communicator? I am the Optimus Prime aboard the R2.
I have been informed by Ultra Magnus I should warn you of the Antler Megatron's abilities to powerlink to other Transformers, specifically the smaller of our species.
Hey, Teeg! I totally forgot to tell you how those dates went! I made a bunch of new friends because there's a load of really nice good looking people on board, almost had the nerve to throw my drink in Megatron's face, got super drunk and totally scored a bunch of follow-up dates with Optimus Prime!
I'm glad something good came out of the fact that I called literally everyone on board to see if they'd hang out with you!
Totally didn't expect Optimus Prime to come out on top though, way to go! Honestly, I thought it was going to be the adventuring Grimlock. Or maybe that's just my personal tastes.
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Date: 2016-03-24 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-24 07:33 am (UTC)Also it's nice to see you two got out of the whale. Good on you.
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Date: 2016-03-26 08:06 pm (UTC)Re: Audio
Date: 2016-03-26 10:10 pm (UTC)What is Tailgate to do?]
...No?
I mean, sorry I have no idea.
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Date: 2016-04-03 09:16 pm (UTC)theres one thats super bad
u probably know the 1 i'm tallking about
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Date: 2016-04-03 09:18 pm (UTC)having your arm sawed off with a musical saw?
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Date: 2016-04-11 09:26 pm (UTC)[A robot butt. A ro-butt.]
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Date: 2016-04-11 09:27 pm (UTC)HSDKJF;HDSJKFHSJKD HDSJ;
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Date: 2016-04-18 09:56 pm (UTC)hey tg i think cyc tried 2 serenad the wrong person
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Date: 2016-04-24 10:40 pm (UTC)HELP
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HELP ?????
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Date: 2016-04-24 11:22 pm (UTC)WHAT
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Date: 2016-05-05 11:48 pm (UTC)You're always up in everyone's business, so I figure you'd probably be best for gauging interest.
Have you ever played grenade tag?
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Date: 2016-05-05 11:52 pm (UTC)[He coughs and instantly reverts to his usual good cheer.]
Actually, no one has ever let me play before, but I'm totally down for it. I've watched a few games, so I know how it's done.
...Why, do you have grenades? Oh! We can play on the planet whatsitcalled without people getting mad! I bet Riptide would totally be up for it!
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Date: 2016-05-14 07:50 pm (UTC)I-- [he pauses.] Well, catch you later! Be careful out there.
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Date: 2016-05-14 08:01 pm (UTC)Riptide, I've made a terrible mistake.
I'm sorry!
[And then he hangs up. He can't take this.]
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Date: 2016-05-15 01:48 am (UTC)You wouldn't be avoiding me, would you?
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Date: 2016-05-15 01:54 am (UTC)One of the MANY people Tailgate's not too keen to talk with at this moment.]
What? Me? No, I was just, um, exploring the ship. There's no, uh, Deception law that says I have to spend every moment with other Decepticons, right?
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Date: 2016-06-10 06:35 am (UTC)[You can thank Commander Shepard for this.]
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Date: 2016-06-11 02:20 am (UTC)text;
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Date: 2016-06-11 02:18 am (UTC)there might be a tiny issue
where hornhead is kind of down for the count a bit
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Date: 2016-06-11 02:24 am (UTC)what???
what happened???
if you had anythingto do wit it im personally going to hurt you!!!!
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Date: 2016-07-16 07:52 pm (UTC)LIKE
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HOOOOWWW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON BECAUSE I JUST ASSUME YOU KNOW ABOUT IT
AM I STUPID???
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Date: 2016-07-17 05:27 am (UTC)i say that with love
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Date: 2016-09-03 09:33 pm (UTC)because despite massive amounts of mayhem you were not causing more of it and somehow you werent squashed by megatron
did u become a protoform in ur room
is that what happened
[ Whirl: not entirely stupid and not wanting to outright say he noticed that someone was missing from the ship registry when he stopped being full tilt crazy and he's pretty sure that's the reason for silence]
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Date: 2016-09-05 07:09 pm (UTC)im going to ignore everything else you just said because I don't really want to know
but cyclonus is gone whirl
just gone
I'm all alone now 8(
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Date: 2016-10-25 10:06 pm (UTC)#awkward
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Date: 2016-10-26 02:48 am (UTC)i mean how brazen do u have to b to put ur AI face right on the network! were ppl can see!
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Date: 2021-10-27 09:22 pm (UTC)[He sounds tired.]
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Date: 2021-10-27 09:25 pm (UTC)I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
My beloved.
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Date: 2021-10-29 08:25 pm (UTC)[a beat:] Not really. I respect him. But not enough to not steal these.
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Date: 2021-10-29 08:31 pm (UTC)You definitely died, how are you calling me??
[Someone hasn't been paying attention to recent events somehow.]
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Date: 2021-10-31 11:56 pm (UTC)[This is the tone of looming disappointment.]
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Date: 2021-11-03 03:10 pm (UTC)Is this Tailgate's communicator? I am the Optimus Prime aboard the R2.
I have been informed by Ultra Magnus I should warn you of the Antler Megatron's abilities to powerlink to other Transformers, specifically the smaller of our species.
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Date: 2021-11-03 06:26 pm (UTC)You don't need to worry about me! If he tries anything, I'd simply kill him.
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Date: 2021-12-03 10:02 pm (UTC)Re: audio
Date: 2021-12-04 09:03 pm (UTC)Totally didn't expect Optimus Prime to come out on top though, way to go! Honestly, I thought it was going to be the adventuring Grimlock. Or maybe that's just my personal tastes.
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Date: 2021-12-24 08:22 pm (UTC)Inside is a helmet. Can't be too safe!]
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Date: 2021-12-26 04:52 am (UTC)text
Date: 2022-01-03 03:45 pm (UTC)or the space weed?
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Date: 2022-01-03 03:54 pm (UTC)I do have some cookies though
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