Tailgate (
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"Hey, sorry I missed your call! I'll try to get back to you when I can, okay?"
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legalcy
2022-02-16 04:51 am (UTC)
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[Tailgate is so trustworthy. He's so believable that Magnus has to
call Whirl
while walking to the interrogation rooms to see if this claim holds any merit.]
What did you do
after
watching a movie?
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 06:25 pm (UTC)
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Sleep, mostly.
Have you ever tried to watch Whirl's movies? They're so confusing and boring that staying awake during them is basically a superpower.
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legalcy
2022-02-17 06:59 pm (UTC)
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[Hmmmmm not buying it.
But he does reach the interrogation room and gestures for Tailgate to enter first.]
Let's start with the main question. Why do I see you in the security video still?
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 07:07 pm (UTC)
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I don't know what to tell you! I was with Whirl the whole time, I swear!
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legalcy
2022-02-17 07:16 pm (UTC)
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[A long, tired sigh.]
Tailgate, unless you are implying that Whirl was with you at the scene of the crime...
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 07:22 pm (UTC)
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[
Tailgate wavers slightly before straightening up.
]
Look, weird things happen all the time!
Maybe it was a shape changer! Or an illusionist?
Either way, I was with Whirl in his room.
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legalcy
2022-02-17 07:40 pm (UTC)
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[Magnus gives him a sad look. All those days of teaching him to be an Autobot, and this is what Tailgate does? Lie and deflect responsibility?]
Could you please offer a statement that will go on record?
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 08:02 pm (UTC)
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... Er....
[
Oh no.
Not a sad look!
]
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legalcy
2022-02-17 08:03 pm (UTC)
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[He has his datapad out, get going Tailgate.]
Yes?
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 08:05 pm (UTC)
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Um.
[
He shrinks away, his previous confidence suddenly gone.
]
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legalcy
2022-02-17 08:07 pm (UTC)
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Tailgate?
[tap tap tap of the pen.]
I need to hear it from you, from the start.
[Even though it will break his heart.]
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 08:09 pm (UTC)
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Okay, fine! I did it!
But it was an accident, I swear! I didn't mean to blow anything up!
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legalcy
2022-02-17 09:34 pm (UTC)
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[Wow, somehow he confessed? Wonder how that happened.]
An accident? Were you playing with chemicals?
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 10:01 pm (UTC)
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We were...
Uh.
Trying to make a game console.
It didn't go very well.
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legalcy
2022-02-17 10:04 pm (UTC)
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[He leans over.]
A
small machine
did that?
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 10:08 pm (UTC)
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Well.
I may have poured some of the same magical stuff I made those cookies out of in there.
You remember.
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legalcy
2022-02-17 10:14 pm (UTC)
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...You put food into a machine?
[wait]
That's right, you took away my ability to speak!
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daintylegs
2022-02-17 10:25 pm (UTC)
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Tee hee, yeah.
It was funny.
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legalcy
2022-02-20 03:24 am (UTC)
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It was not.
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What did you do after watching a movie?
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Have you ever tried to watch Whirl's movies? They're so confusing and boring that staying awake during them is basically a superpower.
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But he does reach the interrogation room and gestures for Tailgate to enter first.]
Let's start with the main question. Why do I see you in the security video still?
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Tailgate, unless you are implying that Whirl was with you at the scene of the crime...
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Look, weird things happen all the time!
Maybe it was a shape changer! Or an illusionist?
Either way, I was with Whirl in his room.
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Could you please offer a statement that will go on record?
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[Oh no.
Not a sad look!]
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Yes?
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[He shrinks away, his previous confidence suddenly gone.]
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[Even though it will break his heart.]
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But it was an accident, I swear! I didn't mean to blow anything up!
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An accident? Were you playing with chemicals?
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Uh.
Trying to make a game console.
It didn't go very well.
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A small machine did that?
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I may have poured some of the same magical stuff I made those cookies out of in there.
You remember.
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[wait]
That's right, you took away my ability to speak!
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It was funny.
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