IC contact

[daintylegs]

"Hey, sorry I missed your call! I'll try to get back to you when I can, okay?"

Comments

Re: text

[daintylegs]

im going to show it to everyone

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[redshitlord]

OHHHHHHH MY GOD NO

TAILGATE

Re: text

[daintylegs]

here i am, logging onto the network

[He's not actually gonna, but tormenting Sideswipe is fun.]

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[redshitlord]

DUDE NO

NO

I WAS TRYING TO DELETE IT I HIT 'SEND TO ALL'

Re: text

[daintylegs]

well, it sure sucks to be you

so why did you even take the pic?
and by 'send to all' do you mean youve sent one to megatron
and magnus?
bc if u did it REALLY sucks 2 b u

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[redshitlord]

BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKED ME TO
BECAUSE HIS BRO WAS DYING OR SOMETHING


... i

dont know

Re: text

[daintylegs]

and now for a sound i cant physically make:

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

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[redshitlord]

TAILGATE....

dude please just get rid of it i already sent it to RIPTIDE and wanna die

Re: text

[daintylegs]

whats so special about riptide
i think hell make fun of yyou too

unless
there IS something special about riptide

[Aww do you have a crush Sideswipe, because that's adorable.]

text

[redshitlord]

NOTHING!!!1

JUS T

NO!!

[Internal screaming intensifies.]

Re: text

[daintylegs]

awww u have a cruuuushh
wait til I tell riptide

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[redshitlord]

DUDE NO NO NO

THEAT IS LIKE VIOLATION

FRIENSHIP VIOLATION

Re: text

[daintylegs]

im goooonna
any moment now

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[redshitlord]

TAILGATE I SWEAR IF YOU TELL RIPTIDE

ILL

ILL TELL GRAPE DRIFT IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO SWITCH ROOMS

[Sideswipe that... how does that help.]

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[daintylegs]

???
but grape drift knows full well that it was my idea
to switch rooms

youre not very good at blackmailing and extortion

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[redshitlord]

NOT ALL OF US HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THAT OK

ill

tell him you called him grape drift ???

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[daintylegs]

if thats all it took to hurt his feelings
then he'd be crying all the time

relax im not actually going 2 tell
what kind of friend would that make me

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[redshitlord]

ugh thats cold
thats really cold ok


i dunno the kind of friend that likes watching me wig out

Re: text

[daintylegs]

!!11!oops1...

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[redshitlord]

... is that the 8D oops

or the

D8 oops

Re: text

[daintylegs]

the kind where i decided to tell riptide anyway (I was GONNA say that i was joking)
but
but ended up sending it to someone else

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[redshitlord]

[You can probably actually hear the screech even in a different part of the ship.]

TAILGATE 1!!!!11

WHO

HW

WHY

Re: text

[daintylegs]

IM SORRY

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[redshitlord]

WHO DID YOU TELL !?!?1

I COULD DIE

Re: text

[daintylegs]

YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW