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[daintylegs]

"Hey, sorry I missed your call! I'll try to get back to you when I can, okay?"

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[daintylegs]

and now for a sound i cant physically make:

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

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[redshitlord]

TAILGATE....

dude please just get rid of it i already sent it to RIPTIDE and wanna die

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[daintylegs]

whats so special about riptide
i think hell make fun of yyou too

unless
there IS something special about riptide

[Aww do you have a crush Sideswipe, because that's adorable.]

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[redshitlord]

NOTHING!!!1

JUS T

NO!!

[Internal screaming intensifies.]

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[daintylegs]

awww u have a cruuuushh
wait til I tell riptide

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[redshitlord]

DUDE NO NO NO

THEAT IS LIKE VIOLATION

FRIENSHIP VIOLATION

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[daintylegs]

im goooonna
any moment now

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[redshitlord]

TAILGATE I SWEAR IF YOU TELL RIPTIDE

ILL

ILL TELL GRAPE DRIFT IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO SWITCH ROOMS

[Sideswipe that... how does that help.]

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[daintylegs]

???
but grape drift knows full well that it was my idea
to switch rooms

youre not very good at blackmailing and extortion

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[redshitlord]

NOT ALL OF US HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THAT OK

ill

tell him you called him grape drift ???

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[daintylegs]

if thats all it took to hurt his feelings
then he'd be crying all the time

relax im not actually going 2 tell
what kind of friend would that make me

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[redshitlord]

ugh thats cold
thats really cold ok


i dunno the kind of friend that likes watching me wig out

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[daintylegs]

!!11!oops1...

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[redshitlord]

... is that the 8D oops

or the

D8 oops

Re: text

[daintylegs]

the kind where i decided to tell riptide anyway (I was GONNA say that i was joking)
but
but ended up sending it to someone else

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[redshitlord]

[You can probably actually hear the screech even in a different part of the ship.]

TAILGATE 1!!!!11

WHO

HW

WHY

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[daintylegs]

IM SORRY

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[redshitlord]

WHO DID YOU TELL !?!?1

I COULD DIE

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[daintylegs]

YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW

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[redshitlord]

WAS IT MEGATRON DID YOU JUST TEXT MEGATRON ???

IM GOING TO DIE ARENT I

Re: text

[daintylegs]

I don't know?? Probably not so
clam down maybe????

it was Soundwave. nothing to worry about

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[redshitlord]

SOUNDAWAVE ?//1!!??

SOUND WAEV IS HERE /????

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[daintylegs]

he sure is
but im sure he wont pay attention
to our stupid

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[redshitlord]

d ude

hes like

slenderbot comes in the night and steals yoru spark kind of thing!!!

bee doesnt even talk about him but theres like fifty billion stories about this guy on every corner

hes awful !!!

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[daintylegs]

slenderbot??
i wouldn't call soundwave slender
he's kinda square and clunky looking actually
are we taking bout the same soundwave