[He sighs, still annoyed with this but not really interested in dragging it out longer than it needs to be.]
Tailgate, I don't care why you took them, I just want them returned immediately. I've had many weeks worth of writing stored on those datpads and I'd like to complete what I started.
[Well, looks like the cat's outta the bag, whatever that means.
But this is not going to end well.]
Let's just say that if, hypothetically, I did take your datapads. I'd have probably have donated them to someone else to help save the whales. So, I think it'd be accurate to say that they're not going to be returned. In this hypothetical scenario, that is.
[There's a long moment of silence, where Megatron slowly, carefully cycles air through his vents. His hands are clenched into fists, his face is a tentatively controlled frown. One thing is certain: he's getting too damn old for this bullshit.]
[Tailgate instantly switches to his last line of defense: Tears.]
I'm sorry! But they were asking for things to give the mercenaries and I didn't have anything valuable to give them! Please don't be mad, I just wanted to help.
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So you know nothing of how this happened. Nothing at all.
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[Tailgate says slowly, as if he can't imagine why Megatron is pushing this.]
Have you asked Magnus about them yet? Maybe he knows.
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I feel like you're accusing me of stealing though. The nerve!
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[Riptide was with him in the whale for the last two days. Sideswipe doesn't even know about his books. That narrows the list down pretty quickly.]
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I promise I have no idea where your stupid datapads went to.
[He gives a firm nod, confident he's gotten out of this.]
So is that everything?
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My stupid what?
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Your datapads. Those are what were stolen right?
I mean, it's not like you own a lot of things. Process of elimination.
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[He sighs, still annoyed with this but not really interested in dragging it out longer than it needs to be.]
Tailgate, I don't care why you took them, I just want them returned immediately. I've had many weeks worth of writing stored on those datpads and I'd like to complete what I started.
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But this is not going to end well.]
Let's just say that if, hypothetically, I did take your datapads. I'd have probably have donated them to someone else to help save the whales. So, I think it'd be accurate to say that they're not going to be returned. In this hypothetical scenario, that is.
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[There's a long moment of silence, where Megatron slowly, carefully cycles air through his vents. His hands are clenched into fists, his face is a tentatively controlled frown. One thing is certain: he's getting too damn old for this bullshit.]
[Somehow, he manages to retain a patient tone:]
You gave them away?
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I'm sorry! But they were asking for things to give the mercenaries and I didn't have anything valuable to give them! Please don't be mad, I just wanted to help.
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[Saving the whales doesn't seem too convincing a reason.]
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And after tormenting that one whale, I figured I owed it to them to help them.