IC contact

[daintylegs]

"Hey, sorry I missed your call! I'll try to get back to you when I can, okay?"

Comments

Re: Text

[daintylegs]

how do u even text w/o proper fingers anyway?

text

[harderfasterwrecker]

what you think i cant text

i can text

texting is easy

[ you will never actually catch him responding in text anywhere someone can see him because between henpecking and the fact that it takes 600 years thats a no. ]

Re: text

[daintylegs]

ok
I believe you.

so what was that about your ankles?
if you misplaced them then im not helping you find them
or maybe i will if you ask nicely

text

[harderfasterwrecker]

shattered

so i currently dont have one

but just one

the others kinda

gross

Re: text

[daintylegs]

it's a good thing we have ratchet
what even happened?
do i want to know?

text

[harderfasterwrecker]

glass and walking happened

and it sucked slag

text

[daintylegs]

i can't help but feel a little underwhelmed
want to watch the muppets later?
it won't do anything about the fact that you don't have ankles anymore
but it's generally better than nothing

text

[harderfasterwrecker]

it is not the worst way i have lost limbs i have a very long itemized list and this is no where in the top ten

eh im bored

i take what i can get

whats a muppet

does anyone die