[ you will never actually catch him responding in text anywhere someone can see him because between henpecking and the fact that it takes 600 years thats a no. ]
i can't help but feel a little underwhelmed want to watch the muppets later? it won't do anything about the fact that you don't have ankles anymore but it's generally better than nothing
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Date: 2016-07-14 11:25 pm (UTC)i can text
texting is easy
[ you will never actually catch him responding in text anywhere someone can see him because between henpecking and the fact that it takes 600 years thats a no. ]
Re: text
Date: 2016-07-14 11:31 pm (UTC)I believe you.
so what was that about your ankles?
if you misplaced them then im not helping you find them
or maybe i will if you ask nicely
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Date: 2016-07-14 11:36 pm (UTC)so i currently dont have one
but just one
the others kinda
gross
Re: text
Date: 2016-07-14 11:49 pm (UTC)what even happened?
do i want to know?
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Date: 2016-07-15 02:34 am (UTC)and it sucked slag
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Date: 2016-07-17 09:17 am (UTC)want to watch the muppets later?
it won't do anything about the fact that you don't have ankles anymore
but it's generally better than nothing
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Date: 2016-07-20 05:24 am (UTC)eh im bored
i take what i can get
whats a muppet
does anyone die