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[daintylegs]

"Hey, sorry I missed your call! I'll try to get back to you when I can, okay?"

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[daintylegs]

"Space drugs?"

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

My beloved.

[tsunclonus]

Tailgate.

[He actually includes half a minute of accusatory silence in the message. For effect.]

[daintylegs]

Okay, look.

[He says, having managed to last the entire half a minute.]

I came through the space portal carrying them! I don't know why I had a box of space drugs, but I assumed they were mine!

Some hi-jinks happened and Ultra Magnus ended up confiscating them.

...Don't tell Ultra Magnus this, but Riptide still had a bunch if you want any. It's... probably in his room.

[tsunclonus]

...

.....

Are they legal?

[This isn't because he wants some, it's because he doesn't want Tailgate to go to space jail later because Ultra Magnus found him with more space drugs.]

[daintylegs]

Prooooobably not.

But you don't need to worry about it, I don't have the drug box anymore.

[tsunclonus]

I think you should inform Ultra Magnus about the rest of the drugs.

[daintylegs]

But why? He'll just get rid of them.

[tsunclonus]

That might be for the best.