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"Hey, sorry I missed your call! I'll try to get back to you when I can, okay?"

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From:

aminerproblem

It appears some of my personal items have gone missing from my quarters.

From:

ultramatum

Tailgate, I offered Megatron my assistance in locating some missing datapads he had stored in our quarters. He seemed to be under the impression you may have some information about what happened to them. Do you know anything about where they may have wound up?

From:

knaval

have u herd cyc's records? theres one thats super bad u probably know the 1 i'm tallking about

From:

redshitlord

[At some ungodly hour of night, something unfortunate pops into your inbox...]

[A robot butt. A ro-butt.]

From:

knaval

[attached file: just the singing part]

hey tg i think cyc tried 2 serenad the wrong person

Edited Date: 2016-04-18 09:56 pm (UTC)

From:

redshitlord

TAILGAE BUDDY MARSHMALLOW FRIEND HELP IM HELP ?????

From:

heroicpose

Hey, Tailgate!

You're always up in everyone's business, so I figure you'd probably be best for gauging interest.

Have you ever played grenade tag?

From:

knaval

Hey Tailgate! I haven't seen you around for a while. Just wanted to make sure you're okay. This planet is a bit weird, you know? It's not right.

I-- [he pauses.] Well, catch you later! Be careful out there.

From:

sparkwhisperer

You've been quiet, Tailgate. I've barely seen the Decepticon's newest recruit since we arrived back from our trip.

You wouldn't be avoiding me, would you?

From:

knaval

Heeeyyy Tailgate! Can you help me with something? Or... someone, I guess.

From:

redshitlord

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[You can thank Commander Shepard for this.]

From:

harderfasterwrecker

so

there might be a tiny issue

where hornhead is kind of down for the count a bit

From:

harderfasterwrecker

you know you never really miss ankles until you dont have them

From:

knaval

TAILGATE SIDESWIPE SAID HE LIKED ME LIKE REALLY LIKED HOOOOWWW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON BECAUSE I JUST ASSUME YOU KNOW ABOUT IT AM I STUPID???

From:

harderfasterwrecker

panic legs where r u

because despite massive amounts of mayhem you were not causing more of it and somehow you werent squashed by megatron

did u become a protoform in ur room

is that what happened

[ Whirl: not entirely stupid and not wanting to outright say he noticed that someone was missing from the ship registry when he stopped being full tilt crazy and he's pretty sure that's the reason for silence]

From:

knaval

did u see the ai on the network? #awkward

From:

tsunclonus

Tailgate, why did you have 'space drugs'.

[He sounds tired.]

From:

knaval

Heeey! I got 'em! Magnus wasn't in his office, so. Jokes on him!

[a beat:] Not really. I respect him. But not enough to not steal these.

From:

tsunclonus

Tailgate.

[This is the tone of looming disappointment.]

From:

matrixofleadership

[ Optimus is posed carefully and waiting till he is certain the video is recording, a good 3 seconds in, and then finally speaks. ]

Is this Tailgate's communicator? I am the Optimus Prime aboard the R2.

I have been informed by Ultra Magnus I should warn you of the Antler Megatron's abilities to powerlink to other Transformers, specifically the smaller of our species.

From:

knaval

Hey, Teeg! I totally forgot to tell you how those dates went! I made a bunch of new friends because there's a load of really nice good looking people on board, almost had the nerve to throw my drink in Megatron's face, got super drunk and totally scored a bunch of follow-up dates with Optimus Prime!